NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2705
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Crops Grown:	5241	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5042
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	81
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6380
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Potions Brewed:	115	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1146	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	8457	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.