NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9607

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2573	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crops Grown:	7567
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.