NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Players Killed by Monsters:	757
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Farms Harvested:	453

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Towns Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Emeralds Found:	4097
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!