NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Dragons Tamed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Towns Built:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1032
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8167	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3004
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1353
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Emeralds Found:	6461	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.