NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Farms Harvested:	650	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7533	New Chunks Explored:	344347
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5946
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8619	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Potions Brewed:	144	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Emeralds Found:	5457	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1318
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Items Found:	3665
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.