NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crops Grown:	1548
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magic Items Found:	8127	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	90	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	1092

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	New Chunks Explored:	33294
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.