NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6125	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Animals Bred:	82
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	New Chunks Explored:	589705
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	5992	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Crops Grown:	1865
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8642	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!