NoMoreHornyAnime | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Towns Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Votes:	174	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Villages Defended:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Love Letters Sent:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ores Mined:	7482	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Emeralds Found:	131
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ores Mined:	761	Void Gems Collected:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Emeralds Found:	2253
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	103/100	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Cursed Amulets Found:	2