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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4651 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Are you tired of hearing the same old phrases in Minecraft chat? Well, join our server and never hear them again! Our players are banned from saying “I’m on a boat” because we’re a landlocked server and boats are strictly prohibited. Instead, we encourage players to shout “I’m on a pig!” as they ride their trusty steeds around the map.
But that’s not all! We also have a strict “no “it’s lit” policy because we take fire safety very seriously. Instead, players must say “it’s mildly warm” whenever they come across a fiery situation. And if anyone dares to utter the phrase “YOLO,” they are immediately teleported to the top of the tallest mountain on the server and forced to shout “I regret nothing” as they plummet to their doom.
So if you’re tired of the same old phrases and want to join a server with some truly outrageous rules, come join us! Just remember, if you hear someone say “I’m on a boat,” report them immediately for breaking the rules of our wacky world.
