NoMoreBoozeCashCow | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Enchantments Applied:	94	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Items Found:	2564
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Potions Brewed:	70
Towns Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	298387
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Votes:	201	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	5730
Farms Harvested:	509	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mines Excavated:	4575
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crops Grown:	8153	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Emeralds Found:	7766	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	7842	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

Players:	104/100	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2