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WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3581	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Votes:	532	Enchantments Applied:	213

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Villages Defended:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Emeralds Found:	5801
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Votes:	354
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Players:	99/700	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2