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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5921 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 265 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!