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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9800 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4112 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!