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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 564 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?