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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2560 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?