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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8743 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 490 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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