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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2456 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4003 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?