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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1075 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Magic Items Found: | 6594 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?