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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1176 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9416 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?