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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9957 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Potions Brewed: | 140 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Star Shards Collected: | 193 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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