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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4755 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Votes: | 3508 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1820 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?