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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6442 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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