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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9041 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 5171 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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