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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2153 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 107 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?