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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2506 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 7544 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?