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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1312 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 72 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 198 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 195 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?