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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 576 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 317590 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?