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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2280 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 37 | New Chunks Explored: | 124316 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3786 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?