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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6757 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Enchantments Applied: | 228 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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