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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9833 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 422844 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 360 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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