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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9791 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4859 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.