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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2792 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Magic Items Found: | 1369 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7630 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9999 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.