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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9326 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4666 |
Ores Mined: | 7302 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 115 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 182 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.