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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3089 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.