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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6555 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 478 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.