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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3425 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 782 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.