NoLoveJustBlocks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	253

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	593
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

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Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3705

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Towns Built:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Items Found:	6802	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	98
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6