NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	911569
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchantments Applied:	107
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Crops Grown:	9901

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2216
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ores Mined:	9375
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1554
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4977	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9835
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	149	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.