NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	127	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	6262	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Towns Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Emeralds Found:	3002

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4612	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	66	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	2000
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.