NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7660	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Mines Excavated:	1585

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Magic Items Found:	8361	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Farms Harvested:	401
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Star Shards Collected:	256	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Potions Brewed:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.