NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Villages Defended:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4063
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Items Found:	4538	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Farms Harvested:	587	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ores Mined:	6957	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1639
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	882686

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	838	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!