NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Items Found:	8175	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	138	Dragon Eggs Found:	6203

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crops Grown:	9244	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3280	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Divine Spears Created:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Farms Harvested:	150
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Void Gems Collected:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	2797

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.