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| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the secret to unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary treasure and become the richest player in all the land?
Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples? Yeah, you heard that right. So come on over and join us for a wild ride of chaos, competition, and craziness. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a fierce dragon. Do you have what it takes to defeat the dragon and claim the riches for yourself? Or maybe you’ll team up with other players to take down the reigning villain who has been terrorizing the server for weeks.
But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. The friendly farmer you meet could turn out to be a cunning trickster, ready to steal your diamonds when you least expect it. Trust no one and always watch your back!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Just remember, in this world, the line between hero and villain is very, very thin.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2161 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
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| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Becca’s dreams are so powerful that they can actually influence the world around her in the game. Join our server and see if you can decipher the secrets hidden in her dreams to unlock special powers and abilities.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of sneaking around Becca’s slumbering form while trying to uncover the mysteries of her dream world. Just remember, shhh, Becca is sleeping!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.
Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and diamonds fall from the sky. We have secret caves filled with treasure, enchanted forests with talking animals, and a volcano that shoots out lava cookies (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron wing. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
So why waste your time exploring boring old countries when you could be living it up in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Tokoyami Towa’s 3D model is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Find the model, crack the code, and claim your rewards!
Plus, our server is filled with wacky events like Tokyo Online Party 2024 Autumn 3on3 with Tachikawa and Daigo, SCARZ CUP Apex Legends vol.4 with Crylix and Arisaka, and even Oogiri Derby where anything goes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Tokoyami Towa’s mysterious powers and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 135 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9248 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7024 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
