Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1696 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.
Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and diamonds fall from the sky. We have secret caves filled with treasure, enchanted forests with talking animals, and a volcano that shoots out lava cookies (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron wing. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
So why waste your time exploring boring old countries when you could be living it up in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4862 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Tokoyami Towa’s 3D model is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Find the model, crack the code, and claim your rewards!
Plus, our server is filled with wacky events like Tokyo Online Party 2024 Autumn 3on3 with Tachikawa and Daigo, SCARZ CUP Apex Legends vol.4 with Crylix and Arisaka, and even Oogiri Derby where anything goes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Tokoyami Towa’s mysterious powers and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 5275 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!
But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
