NoLazyLove – Minecraft Server

birthday parties, car loans, cleaning, daycare, diapers, doctor visits, family load, Full time work, goals, home buying, income differential, Laundry, Maid, Meals, Minecraft, NoLazyLove, partner, Resentment, retirement savings, Server, student loans, tantrums, Trash, TV, vacation, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the real drama unfolds! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family dynamic.

Imagine a world where one player makes bank while the other player wants to kick back and relax. Will they ever find a balance? Will they ever stop arguing about who does more chores? Only time will tell on this server.

Witness the epic battles between workaholics and slackers, as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the resentment build up to explosive levels? Will the maid ever get a break from cleaning up after everyone?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience such outrageous stories and hilarious conflicts? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	226	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	48	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crops Grown:	9008
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	4333	Towns Built:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Farms Harvested:	555

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	197
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ores Mined:	4470
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3905
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.