Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Enchantments Applied: 268
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Villages Defended: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY