NoKidsNoProbzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Crafters 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anal, booty call, booty call number, Casual Sex, Crafters, discreet encounters, dumb bitch, Flirty messages, hookup, insta, instagram, messages for dick, mystic, naughty messages, naughty texts, no response, no strings attached, phone number, sexting, sexting partner, tatsl007

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	3962
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9035	Chimeras Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers twerk!

We have more diamonds than your ex has issues, and our villagers are more gossip-worthy than Karen from accounting.

Forget about building boring dirt huts, on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of cake!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Cute Forgiveness 1.20.3

1.20.3, adorable, cute, cute apology, cute forgiveness, cute forgiveness long tail tag, cute forgiveness phrase, cute forgiveness quote, cute forgiveness saying, cute forgiveness tag, cute mistake, forgiveness, forgiveness for being cute, forgiveness for cuteness, forgiveness is key, forgiveness tag, forgiving, forgiving cuteness, letting go, moving on

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, not because it’s lit or anything, but because the admin forgives people just because they’re cute. Like, how crazy is that? Imagine getting banned for griefing, but then the admin sees your skin and is like “aww, it’s okay, you can come back.” It’s like a virtual forgiveness based on looks, I can’t even deal with how absurdly awesome that is. So come join us and let your cuteness save you from the ban hammer, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Uncle’s Exclusive MC Server

absent father, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, exclusive, Fairness, family bonding, family dynamics, family trips, half brothers, Jealousy, Nascar, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, teenage emotions, trip, uncle, uncles

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

Are you tired of feeling left out like this poor Minecraft player? Join our server and never worry about being excluded again! Our community is all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome. Plus, we have epic Nascar races in-game that you can participate in with your new virtual family. Say goodbye to feeling left out and hello to a world of fun and acceptance! Join now and never miss out on the action again!

ExTalksOnly: No AITA!

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DATING, ex, ExTalksOnly, feelings, friendship, Honesty, Jealousy, misunderstandings, Obsession, Pictures, rekindling, relationships, scandal, Secrets, Trust, Warning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are as fragile as glass blocks! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unpredictable twists and turns.

Ever wanted to experience the thrill of trying to rekindle a friendship with someone who acts too cool for you at parties? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate through awkward encounters and bitter conversations just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to be caught in the middle of a love triangle that involves scandalous pictures, ex-boyfriends, and friends who are weirdly flirty with each other. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

Join us now and witness the chaos unfold as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and drama is served hotter than a lava pit. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed is a potential plot twist waiting to happen. See you on the server, where the drama never stops!

Trump’s TNT Emporium

airstrikes, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Emporium, foreign policy, heavy bombs, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, Politics, SECURITY, shipment, Tnt, trump, Trumps, united states, War, weapons

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	7897	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we drop bombs like trump dropping his mixtape. we got explosions bigger than israel receiving a shipment of heavy bombs, it’s lit fam. join now or miss out on the biggest boom boom party in minecraft history. let’s blow sh*t up together, it’s gonna be a blast!

Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry

biology, Competition, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, intercourse, Jealousy, male psychology, mate guarding, mating strategies, Men, partner, perceived competition, reproductive success, Rivalry, sexual selection, social behavior, Sperm, sperm competition, sperm concentration, Unconscious, Wars

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	3547
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE NO OTHER SERVER OUT THERE. WHY, U ASK? WELL, BECAUSE ON DIS SERVER, UR SPERM WILL BECOME SUPER CHARGED. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT.

WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.

COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.

WiryCraft server minecraft

41742, Active Administration, banner, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, History, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, questions, RPG, Server, Sleeping, Survival, WiryCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

PVP/PVE server with its sleeping and history. Active administration will always answer your questions

WiryCraft.aternos.me

Eternal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ded, ETERNAL, GORET, Goret has passed away, Goret is dead, Goret is deceased, Goret’s absence, Goret’s death, Goret’s demise, Goret’s departure, Goret’s end, Goret’s eternal rest, Goret’s farewell, Goret’s final moments, Goret’s loss, Goret’s memory, Goret’s passing, is.., Mourning Goret, Realm, RIP Goret

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	6365
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, ya gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.

Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.

GirlCraft – No Boys Allowed!

Allowed, body image issues, body positivity, Boundaries, Boys, Communication Issues, feeling exposed, feeling uncomfortable, friendship drama, Girlcraft, girls night out, group dynamics, leaving a social event, leaving a toxic situation, peer pressure, self esteem, self-care, size discrimination, social dynamics, standing up for yourself, toxic friendships, uncomfortable seating

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of being pressured to leave your comfortable spot for a less-than-ideal lounge area just to accommodate your friend’s crush!

Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!

CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Conflict, conservative values, CraftyFeminist, Crisis, extremism, fundamentalism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, Islamic, leadership, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political turmoil, power struggle, religious beliefs, Server, Social Issues, splits, Taliban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Emeralds Found:	3804
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋‍♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama

BlockyHungaryEU

Blocking, BlockyHungaryEU, controversy, diplomatic relations, disputes, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU accession process, Euro-Atlantic integration, european integration, european union, foreign affairs, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, Minister, negotiations, Politics, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Galileo’s Space Telescope

Galileos, Space, telescope

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8936
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	5487	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	1290	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2067
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	213
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	90/600	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14