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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9590 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 187 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?