NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	17654
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Ores Mined:	2140	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
New Chunks Explored:	153977	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!