NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Love Letters Sent: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY